Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tiger: Shut Up and Play

Tiger Woods will speak publicly for the first time in 3 months tomorrow in front of millions watching on TV.

Apparently he has something to say about his marital infidelity, hi sexual issues, and perhaps his current preferences among his wife and various bimbos he has been associated with lately.

An apology will be offered--probably not to the aforementioned bimbos but to the fans, his publicist suggested.

Golf? Will he discuss golf? Unsure.

But why is Tiger saying anything at all? Does he really owe the fans an apology? Are the fans entitled to know anything about his personal life anyway?

Yes, Tiger is a hypocrite, playing the faithful family man to the adoring, gullible fans, but those of us in this modern world know that is usually a lie and not to be taken at face value. Phony marketing surrounds all celebrities.

Tiger should just shut up and play. No more about his bimbos. No more about his unquenchable sexual desires. Let the golf clubs do the talking.

He needs to play again so when other golfers win tournaments, there won't be an asterisk next to their name (*Tiger Woods didn't play!).

Tiger owes us, the fans, nothing but golf. Let's not allow the marketing vampires, the sponsors, the advertising schmucks, or Tiger himself lead us to believe anything else.

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