- 10. I have one just like that at home!
- 9. You follow that popular YouTube video just like everybody else!
- 8. It's like Norman Rockwell through the eyes of a child
- 7. This painting explains to me why artists starve
- 6. I've got that paint-by-the-numbers book, too
- 5. Did you run out of paint, or what?
- 4. I'll buy it but I really only want that magnificent frame!
- 3. Do you have anything with zombies?
- 2. My 6-year-old paints too and hers look just like yours!
- 1. Isn't that upside down?
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