Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Top 10 Things Never Say to a Bird

  • 10. What lovely plumage. You come here often?
  • 9. It's not you, you're fine. It's your friends.
  • 8. Can you not do that when I'm under you?
  • 7. Do you want a bread crumb or can you do without?
  • 6. The shower curtain at the bird bath is broken.
  • 5. I have a nice comfy bird cage in my house. Wanna try?
  • 4. Didn't I see you in the shopping mall the other day?
  • 3. I'm an ornithologist and I'd like you to take part in my study.
  • 2. Want to say hi to kitty?
  • 1. Don't you know any other songs?

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