Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Top 10 Things Never Say to a Comedian

  • 10. How come all your jokes are on the internet?
  • 9. Do you pay the club or do they pay you?
  • 8. That didn't sound like a joke. Was it?
  • 7. Do you have your own laugh track for live performances or does the club provide it?
  • 6. It looked like you were lip syncing your jokes.
  • 5. I thought it was funny but that just wasn't a quantum physics kind of crowd.
  • 4. How much do you typically pay for your jokes?
  • 3. Do you have a website where you explain your jokes?
  • 2. You'll need to keep in mind they use a Vaudeville hook at this club.
  • 1. I thought girls loved funny men!

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