Friday, March 14, 2014

Top 10 Things Never Say to a Librarian

  • 10. How come y'all so damn ugly?
  • 9. Do I have to return these?
  • 8. Is it true you librarians are a bunch of radical commies?
  • 7. Can I sleep here overnight?
  • 6. Do you ever clean these CD cases?
  • 5. You needed a master's degree for a job like this?
  • 4. Do you have any Rush Limbaugh books?
  • 3. Did you know the books are out of order?
  • 2. Can you direct me to the section of the library without any bums in it?
  • 1. This book isn't on the shelf and it isn't checked out. Where is it?
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