- 10. How come y'all so damn ugly?
- 9. Do I have to return these?
- 8. Is it true you librarians are a bunch of radical commies?
- 7. Can I sleep here overnight?
- 6. Do you ever clean these CD cases?
- 5. You needed a master's degree for a job like this?
- 4. Do you have any Rush Limbaugh books?
- 3. Did you know the books are out of order?
- 2. Can you direct me to the section of the library without any bums in it?
- 1. This book isn't on the shelf and it isn't checked out. Where is it?
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