Thursday, March 13, 2014

Top 10 Things Never Say to a Poet

  • 10. What do you do for money?
  • 9. Shakespeare would vomit...but I like it.
  • 8. You're planning to teach, right?
  • 7. Plath, Sexton, Berryman...and now you, in their footsteps.
  • 6. Are you trying to sell these or just give them away?
  • 5. Whenever you find your unique voice you'll be amazing.
  • 4. How about that! You didn't use one word I didn't immediately recognize!
  • 3. I'm compiling an anthology of doggerel and I want to feature your poetry.
  • 2. My friend's therapist recommended he write poetry, too!
  • 1. Isn't that supposed to rhyme?
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