- 10. What lovely plumage. You come here often?
- 9. It's not you, you're fine. It's your friends.
- 8. Can you not do that when I'm under you?
- 7. Do you want a bread crumb or can you do without?
- 6. The shower curtain at the bird bath is broken.
- 5. I have a nice comfy bird cage in my house. Wanna try?
- 4. Didn't I see you in the shopping mall the other day?
- 3. I'm an ornithologist and I'd like you to take part in my study.
- 2. Want to say hi to kitty?
- 1. Don't you know any other songs?
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